SEASON 1 STATS

MARCI

Marci was surprised to find out that fantasy football does not mean happy hour with Danny Amendola, and although she would rather be shopping on Rodeo, she doesn’t mind spending a little time looking at all of the eye candy that the NFL has to offer.  Never call her an Auto-drafter. . .you may get a Christian Louboutin in the eye.

KELLI
Kelli once created a cocktail called the “DeMarcus Ware-wolf.” It may or may not have involved Tab cola. It was awful.
VELMA
Velma is your typical salty sarcastic bitch whose a mother, daughter, sister, friend and a tennis wanna be guru.  She’s joking, seriously, She is.  Why the f$ck are you crying?
AMBER
Amber doesn’t like the pressure of writing a bio and the thought of only having 2 sentences is giving her anxiety, more so than her 5 kids. Amber is cool, funny & beautiful….she gets it from her wicked stepmother.
STACY
Stacy is from Philly, not your typical Philly fan, she won’t be caught dead in jeans and sneakers and has traded in hoagies for ahi tuna salads.
She’s sweet and social, but be warned, she’ll go from lady to philly in 2.5 seconds flat.
KATIE
Katie is a football guru and was asked to join because of her knowledge of the sport. Just kidding, Katie knows nothing, but is always up for a little competition and a good time.
KERRI
Kerri is everyone’s friend, until competition time, when all bets are off.  She’s big time with an Emmy, and she makes natural beauty look easy.
KRISTIN
Kristin has never actually watched an entire football game in her life. Her approach to Fantasy Football is akin to your little brother randomly pressing every button on the controller to beat you at Street Fighter.